10 Things You Can Pay For Online That Are Absolutely Insane

by N/A, 11 years ago | 2 min read

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Just in case you needed any confirmation that the Internet is one of the weirdest place on earth.

1. This guy who will say whatever you want as he's ironing.

2. This man who will record a message from hell for you.

3. A girl who will pretend to be your girlfriend on Facebook for a week.

4. A dude who will sing you Happy Birthday as he rubs ketchup and mustard on his belly,.

5. A woman who will motivate you while threatening you with with weapons. All while being sexy.

6. Someone who will write your vows so you don't have to think about them.

7. This British chap who will sing "Happy Birthday" while wearing a British flag thong.

8. A person who will cast any spell for you.

9. This guy who will create a personalized Gangnam style video while riding on the back of a bull.

10. A video of a rapping puppet that will deliver any message you want.