If These 19 Things Sound True, Then Stop Looking At Dogs Of Instagram And Get A Job

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

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Your fascination with other people's dogs may be entering some weird territory.

1. You watch puppy videos regularly.

2. You know it's a problem, but you don't care.

3. You have a million screenshots of cute dog photos on your phone.

4. People are starting to tell you that they're worried about you.

5. You know all your favorite dog account's usernames.

6. Your likes are filled with pictures of other people's dogs.

7. Every photo they post is the best photo that's ever been posted.

8. You get crazy excited when they add a new puppy to their furry family.

9. You know exactly what's going on in these dog's lives.

10. You pretend these are actual dog selfies that you're looking at.

11. And that a human being didn't take them and post a witty caption.

12. You know exactly what these dogs like to do.

13. You spend your morning commute laughing at photos of other peoples dogs.

14. You follow more dog accounts than people.

15. You created an account for your dog too.

16. And you're slowly racking up a following of people who also love #dogsofig.

17. You've tried to pet them through your phone.

18. You show your favorite photos to all your friends in order to get them on the bandwagon.

19. But it's not working.