27 Questions Every Cartoon Network Fan Has Been Wondering for Years
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
These 90s cartoons left us with a lot of questions.
1. Did this woman have no feeling in her butt when Dee Dee wrote this?
2. Doesn't anyone worry that Johnny's best friend is a block of wood?
3. Ok but seriously...why was Dexter's Lab so obsessed with butts?
4. Are these supposed to be Cow and Chicken's parents? And how did humans have kids that were animals?
5. How much hair product did baby Johnny Bravo use?
6. Did he and Velma bang? Isn't Velma a lesbian?
7. Who allows their computer to be such a bitch?
8. Does Valhallen have eyes?
9. Why can't I take a test this easy?
10. Who decided these jawbreakers were a good idea?
11. Did something horrible happen to Ms. Sara Bellum’s face? Is that why we never get to see the full thing?
12. Where did Katz get such a top notch education?
13. Why was a foot talking? And why was he talking like a '30s gangster?
14. Why would Dexter have gone to the same school as the Powerpuff Girls?
15. Are those things related?
16. What happened in this doctor's office that required a note saying "don't touch yourself"?
17. Who bought these minors these magazines?
18. Why isn't the mayor a sugar daddy anymore? What happened to his money?
19. Is there an animal that actually walks on their butt?
20. Did this dude actually drown someone?
21. Does Him walk around with something to make his voice echo everywhere?
22. And why does he have robot lobster hands? Was this a horrible lab accident?
23. Is interspecies mating acceptable?
24. And most importantly, is this a real place? And if it is, can I visit? Or live there?
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Do not show me this again