Genius Girls On Tinder Have Figured Out How To Get Guys To Bring Them Pizza
In our digital world of quick and impersonal communication, the use of dating apps and websites are becoming progressively more and more common.
On these websites and apps - like Tinder, for example - there are a lot of things a person might say to someone, that they would never say to them in person. This applies namely to guys. It's no secret that a solid percentage of males on Tinder are objectifying curmudgeons who say wildly demeaning things to the girls they get 'matched' with.
That being said, the latest trend that's surfacing on Tinder, in which girls exploit desperate or thirsty guys by getting them to order them a pizza, isn't at all uncalled for. In fact, it's hilarious.
We're not able to figure out who came up with the name, but whoever and wherever you are, bravo.
What exactly do you win though? Bragging rights of being the most efficiently manipulative one in your group of friends? Free pizza is already a great reward, but I'm always a fan of competition just for competition's sake.
"Oh you want a pizza? Okay, yeah sure! Would you like my dignity and self-respect as well?"
The saying "...like candy from a baby" should be replaced by "...like pizza from a Tinder idiot."
I'm curious as to what they're using to incentivize these guys, if anything, to do this (I'm praying it's something). Because at some point in the conversation, this guy went from being a "Tinder match" of hers, to becoming her employee.
Ohhhhh desperate, gullible males (your title as "man" has been revoked), you know not how dumb you are.
Hopefully all this news of "The Tinder Games," doesn't get too circulated and spoil things though, because I wou