21 Things That Will Kill You Well Before Your Time
by N/A, 10 years ago |
2 min read
According to the media, these totally normal things could probably be the cause of your death. SAY WHAT?! Check them out and prepare to LOL.Â
1. Study confirms...loneliness can cause death:


Good luck, Spongebob.
2. In case you weren't aware...hoarding kills:


3. Stop being mean on twitter, because you will get pregnant, and die:


4. Soda Kills:


Can it?
5. Retiring...it's pretty hard, man:

See?

6. Warning if you live in AZ, because the sun is probs trying to kill you:


7. Trying to lose weight = death, most likely:


8. THIS JUST IN! Running is probably going to kill you:

Forrest doesn't agree.

9. Anger will result in death:

SO CHILL THE EFF OUT.Â
10. Did you know?

11. Stress is the devil:

12. Even hospitals are killing us, say what?!

13. STOP with the vitamin addiction:

14. Bras are bad too:

15. Water is definitely out to get you:

16. Skinny jeans are killing us slowly:

17. Caution everyone, sitting will almost certainly kill you:

That's the worst news you've heard all day.Â

18. Flip-flops will probably kill you:

This guy is pretty close to dead.Â

19. Apparently, darkness can kill:

LET THERE BE LIGHT!
20. Your gluten-free diet is killing you:

21. SNOW:

This one is probably true.Â

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