During Your Moments Of Wine Binging Ladies, Please Don't Forget These 16 Things

by N/A, 10 years ago | 5 min read

It's always wine o'clock.Â

1. You're ALWAYS looking for new and improved items that will fit your wine needs.

Go big or go home.Â

2. Your glass always seems to magically disappear. And disappear way too quickly.

Don't look at me.Â

3. You pair wine with just about any food and feel like one classy biotch.

Yah, it totally goes with fried chicken, why do you ask?

4. You occasionally worry that wine might not be your friend when it comes to cutting calories.

5. But you still find ways to justify having your daily dose.

6. You promise yourself you'll work out anyways, to stay in shape.

It all evens out, right?

7. Even throughout your work day, wine is subconsciously on the forefront of your mind.

Autocorrect has gotchu right in the feels.

8. Whenever you're on the fence about doing something social, you base your decision on whether or not there will be wine.

Important question.Â

9. There's nothing like staying in and having a wine night with your closes gal pals.

It goes great with gossip and tearful heart-to-hearts.

10. You're always amazed at how in touch with your feelings you become after a glass of wine.

11. People who give you shit about the amount of wine you consume just AREN'T COOL in your book.

#ByeHaterz

12. Who cares what others think anyway, when you have wine?

13. You never know the appropriate time to start drinking wine.

14. Or when to say when.

15. You swear you'll cut back on your wine consumption after suffering a horrendous hangover.

And you feel for other people who suffer a wine hangover.Â

16. Eh, who are you kidding? You'll find an excuse for another glass of wine and feel damn fine about it.