On Days You're Not Feeling Too Smart, Read These 17 Tweets And You'll Feel Like A Genius

by N/A, 10 years ago | 5 min read

Having a bad day? Read these 17 idiotic Tweets and I guarantee you'll instantly feel better about yourself.

1. For when your famous last words are, "help, I'm trapped in a carrot and can't breathe."

2. Wait, is this a riddle? Or is it just stupid?

3. I'm going to Missouri's house for Thanksgiving this year. He's a really hospitable guy.

4. But if he's dead... then he wouldn't be... just forget it.

5. Hopefully he means "filet mignon."

6. So, Aurthur is your pen name? At least it's a unique take on the spelling. Let me know what Oprah thinks.

7. Mmm, candy.

8. No, it spells "Atnalta," which isn't a thing.

9. "Chlamydia" doesn't begin with a "k"... but "karma" does. And now the world can see your stupidity.

10. Speaking from personal experience? He seems like the tenacious type.

11. There's just so much wrong here.

12. I officially don't want to live on this Earth anymore.

13. Hopefully you set it free afterwards.

14. And this ringing endorsement for the importance of reading:

15. FYI, a "peddlestool" is a very tiny bike with a round wooden seat and four wheels.

16. Did you want to be allowed to use that word aloud, or just think it? Either way, still racist. And stupid.

17. No, it isn't interesting, because "mini pulse" is not a medical condition. Oh, you meant "menopause." Sorry to hear that.