The 16 Weird But Totally Accurate Reasons Why Its Ok To Have A Thing For Jack Skellington
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
The ultimate bone daddy forever and ever.
1. BEHOLD. This is the first time we see Mr. Jack Skellington and he's got some MAJOR swagger going on as he emerges from the fountain.
HELLO, STUD.
2. He's so hot, not even ghosts can keep their "ghoul" around him.
3. Can we just take a minute though to admire his big, beautiful eye (socket)s?
I don't care if he technically doesn't have eyes, he's still beautiful.Â
4. But behind his bone daddy exterior lies some deep, troubling ennui with Halloweentown.
5. You feel for this mysterious pumpkin king. Look at him being all deep and reflective. Is this really all life is?
Look at how cool and mysterious he is.
6. His voice is soothing and his lament, powerful. It's no wonder "Jack's Lament" has sparked so many sexual awakenings. Have yourself another listen.
7. He's a jokester at his core though, and also has many amazing talents!
8. He's also very physically coordinated.
9. He finds beauty in such little things!
10. Plus, he's an artist who makes a mean snowflake spider.
11. He reads.
12. And solves algorithms, which is strangely a turn on.
13. Despite his endless talents, he's a tortured soul and we desperately feel for him.
Poor baby.
14. And when he falls in love, he falls hard.
15. He knows how to sweep a lady off of her feet.
We were all jealous of Sally.
16. And knows the words to win any girl's heart.
It's like poetry or something.
Thank you, Jack Skellington. Thank you for being the perfect man forever and always.
✕
Do not show me this again