22 Thoughts Everyone Has During Black Friday Madness
by N/A, 10 years ago |
4 min read
Do I really need another Mean Girls DVD? Who am I kidding, of course I do!
1. Yes! I'm so ready for Black Friday -- sales, sales, and more sales.
2. I'd better fuel up, it is 3 o'clock in the damn morning.
3. I need my squad. Target time, ladies.
4. Pumped. Up.
Shopping is my cardio, after all.
5. UGH, there's no parking. How is this entire parking lot full?
*Circles like a vulture for 15 minutes*
6. Oh, that's why, there are literally hordes of people here.
7. Is this line ever going to end? I can't even smell the popcorn from here. What's the point?
8. Hold on. Why is that lady sizing me up with her eyes like that? We're not even in the store yet! Should I eye her back??
9. Alright, demon eyes aside, it's all fine; we're entering hallowed ground.
Target solves all problems.
10. OMG, OMG, OMG there are so many people in here.
11. Where are all the damn carts? Is that a police officer monitoring the carts? Screw it, ditch the cart.
12. RUN! Wait, wtf, why am I running? What have I become?
13. Okay, deep breath. You got this.
12. Now. Let's start in the Dollar Spot, duh.
Give me everything.
13. Wait, these shoppers are actually animals.
14. I found the perfect Christmas gift, this was all worth it!
15. OMG is that futon really $31.50, I NEED IT!
16. Goddamit, demon eyes just took the last one from under my nose.
17. Fine, enjoy your cheap-ass futon, judgy eyes.
18. I'm deteriorating quickly, let's get out of here.
18. SHIT THE CHECK OUT LINE IS SO LONG.
"Noooooo! God no, please god NO!"
19. This line is never going to end. I'm going to die in this line with my mediocre Target beauty products, 6 DVDs and a portable speaker I'll probably never use.
20. Oh how the mighty Target has fallen.
20. Okay well, in review: I spent $138 but it was WORTH $427, so I totally win.
21. HOLY SHIT the deals are so much better on Cyber Monday, why did I leave my house for that Target apocalypse scene?
22. Never again.
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Do not show me this again