Eat Yourself To Death With The World's 21 Most Dangerous Foods
God dammit food, we trusted you.
Before you go shoveling food down your throat, you should know exactly what you're getting yourself into.
We're talking specifically to all the adventurous eaters out there: there's lots of International cuisine with potentially dangerous side-effects.
There's also a few American dishes on this list as well, but if you're anything like us, you probably willingly ignore the facts for the sake of eeeats.
According to Samantha Bee at Business Insider, these are the 21 most dangerous foods you should be avoiding. Or as she cynically puts it, "pick your poison."
Yep, hot dogs made the list. The baseball game favorite made it on the list as a potential choking hazard, but we also know hot dogs may contain human DNA as well. So, there's that.
Although, we must advise: eating pizza while riding a bicycle through moving traffic could be considered a very dangerous distraction.