If You Hate Christmas, You'll Have A Lot In Common With These Grumpy Holiday Cats
by N/A, 10 years ago |
3 min read
There's nothing you can do about it. These cats are total grinches and they're going to ruin Christmas. All you can do is sit by and watch as these kitties do their evil anti-Christmas business.
1. "I'm not a reindeer. Death to you all."
2. You must worship the evil Christmas overlord on his evil Christmas throne.
3. This cat is pretty much exactly the feline version of The Grunch.
4. "Gee, I don't know, does it look to you like I like my bows?"
5. Angry cat, were you trying to dress up like Jesus to surprise us for Christmas? That's no cute!
"Get this off of me."
6. "Oh no! I've been caught in the act of trying to destroy Christmas! I didn't even destroy one ornament!"
7. "Um, and where exactly are my presents?"
You don't get any because you're evil, silly kitty.
8. "[screaming] DIE, TREE, DIIIIEEEEEEEE."
9. "This is so humiliating. Just wait 'til you're asleep. Then I will have my revenge.
"Cats aren't meant to wear sweaters. That's why we have fur, you jackasses."
10. "To the monster who dressed me up like this: 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'"
This kitty has a very particular set of skills. Particularly murderous.
11. "Do I look like a goddamned reindeer to you?"
12. "They think I'm being cute, like I'm helping to take down the tree or something. But I'm actually DESTROYING EVERYTHING."
13. "Die, you spiky green monster!"
14. "What is this image I see in the this ornament? That's the most beautiful cat I've ever seen."
Narcissistic kitty hates Christmas, but loves himself.
15. "This is why we hate Christmas. Next year, we're converting."
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Do not show me this again