19 Pets Who Are Plotting Their Owners Demise After They Were Forced Into Holiday Attire

by N/A, 10 years ago | 2 min read

You'd be on the fence about it too if you were forced to wear this shit...

1. "Honestly bro, this isn't even worth it."

2. "You are my least favorite thing in this world."

3. "Just remember, I know where you hide the presents."

4. "Bailey's is the only thing getting me through this."

5. "Hey, have you ever been mauled on Christmas Eve? No? Well, there's a first for everything."

6. "I don't know why I let you do this..."

7. "I feel like...like someone is watching me."

8. "Put that big dumb red nose on me and you'll be in the market for prosthetics."

10. "Never mind coal. You're getting shit in your stocking this year. My shit."

9. "Where'd you go wrong Mr. Cuddles...where'd you go wrong..."

11. "You guys are sick. You hear me? SICK."

12. "Oh yeah?! You wanna laugh?!? Go ahead! Just wait until you see what I did to the new carpet!!!"

13. Just James and the boys bein' boys.

14. "Gosh do I look cute!" "Shutup Brent, we look like idiots."

15. "Yeah, walk on. These are mine now."

16. "I can't tell if it's him or me, but someone is definitely peeing."

17. "So I got you something this year...it's in your pillow."

18. "Peekaboo St. Prickolas."

19. "I hate Christmas and I hate you. The end."