Signing Up For A Gym Membership? This Fake Ad Shows What You're Really Paying For

by N/A, 9 years ago | 2 min read

With every new year comes a new set of New Year's resolutions. With every set of said resolutions comes a new set of people desperately trying to whip themselves into shape. Whether or not they're lying to themselves is rather apparent, but what if gyms were more forthright with their prospective members?

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Meet Roger: he wants you to come to his "Center To Move Around In" so that you can, you know, move around inside a center and use equipment like the Tour de Fake, the Jellybean Press and Heavy Lumps.

He also wants you to know if you come to his "Center To Move Around In" that everything is focused on the idea of sexy human meat, even though becoming that yourself is a nearly impossible feat.

According to Roger, the best part about signing up for a new gym is that everybody who is also a member will join you around 7pm, thus overcrowding the place.

Doesn't this all sound like an amazing opportunity for health, fitness and community building with fellow exercise-nuts? Then get your lackluster booty down to the "Center To Move Around In" and move around. Plus, hi-five Roger.

Watch the entire ad and realize you've not only been duped by gyms, but also duped yourself into thinking health and fitness is an attainable reality.

Don't forget the most important part of this entire thing:

"Gyms: They're the only way you can get fit, aside from all the other ways, and the only place you can get juice, aside from lots of others."

So, sign up today (or don't and simply save yourself the personal embarrassment)!