Yes, There's A Beyoncé Song For Every Type Of Relationship Scenario
There's nothing a little Beyoncé can't solve.
1. When you wear the pants in the relationship and own it
Standout Lyrics: "When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay"
2. When you crush on the arrogant hottie who flirts with everyone but you're like, "eh, what the hell"
Standout Lyrics: "Usually I'm humble / Right now I don't choose / You can leave with me / Or, you could have the blues"
3. When you get back from the club shit-faced and perform a sexy striptease for bae... or at least try to
Standout Lyrics: "Lately I feel the funk coming over me, I don't know what's gotten into me / The rhythm's got me feeling so crazy babe"
4. When your cheating ex begs you to take him back but you don't have time for that - you just want him to know he's not the hot shit he thinks he is
Standout Lyrics: "So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable"
5. When you have *ladies night* and decide guys are stupid and not at all important...
Standout Lyrics: "Who run the world? Girls!"
6. ...and you celebrate singlehood, because obvi!
Standout Lyrics: "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it"
7. When you've only been on a few dates with the guy you met at a party, but have a hunch he's ~the one~
Standout Lyrics: "Ladies, if you love your man show him you the fliest / Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it"
8. When you make bae the best he can be, because you believe in him and your relationship
Standout Lyrics: "Pictures your life elevating with me, you my project celebrity / I keep you rname hot in them streets"
9. When that f*ckboy you met on Tinder takes you for granted and you realize he's a big fat jerk
Standout Lyrics: "If I were a boy I think I could understand how it feels to love a girl /I swear I'd be a better man / I'd listen to her 'Cause I know how it hurts"
10. When you and your bestie find out you're being played by the same guy... and realize fighting over him isn't worth it
Standout Lyrics: "Let's not kill the karma, let's not start a fight / It''s not worth the drama for a beautiful liar"
11. When you Facebook stalk the ex you thought was perfect and cried over for months, only to find out he's a complete loser and is not nearly as good-looking
Standout Lyrics: "I used to want you so bad / I'm so through with that / Cause honestly you turned out to be the (best thing I never had)"
12. When you're in the honeymoon phase of your relationship and everything you do together feels euphoric
Standout Lyrics: "But I still don't understand / Just how your love can do what no one else can"
13. When your partner pays attention to everything and everyone in his life but you
Standout Lyrics: "I take one look in the mirror and I say to myself, baby girl you can't survive like this no"
14. When you're finally reunited with your long-distance lover, and are horny AF just waiting to jump each other's bones
Standout Lyrics: "Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard"
15. When you finally have the "are we official" talk and agree that you're both super into each other and nothing else matters
Standout Lyrics: "You're the one that gives your all. You're the one I can always call."
16. When you have a sexy night in with the super hot guy you've been hooking up with... even though you both know the connection is just physical
Standout Lyrics: "Can you eat my skittles? It's the sweetest in the middle"
17. When you're in a long-term relationship, and want to remind your partner the spark is still there
Standout Lyrics: "In the darkest night hour I'll search through the crowd, your face is all that I see"
18. When your relationship just isn't working anymore, even if your partner refuses to believe it
Standout Lyrics: "I followed the voice you think you gave to me but now I gotta find my own"
19. When you're able to let your guard down with your man and he still loves you, flaws and all
Standout Lyrics: "Hit like me a ray of sun, burning through my darkest night / You're the only one that I want, think I'm addicted to your light"